Jury summons for $19 a day…

I’m loving it… I just got an official jury summons.  What can I say?  They’re hospitable – offering free soda!  They pay well – $19 a day!  whoo!  I’m sure I’ll be in a comfortable chair all day, listening to something exciting.  But alas, there is a downside šŸ˜  I have to pay for parking… fuckers…

I am now experiencing the true beauty of the voting process…